Script

     George Washington crossing the Delaware Short

                                                          By Joshua Graul

EXT.  DELAWARE RIVER (WINTER) – DAY

GEORGE crashes into the frame, splashing snow in several directions

                                                GEORGE WASHINGTON

                                                  (Roars like a wild man)

                                    ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

GEORGE jumps down the snowy bank toward the DELEWARE RIVER.

 

EXT. DELAWARE RIVER (WINTER) – DAY

 GEORGE jumps from boat to boat along the DELAWARE until he reaches the front boat, which resembles, almost exactly, the boat from Emanuel Leutze’s painting from 1851, where everything will slow down in an extreme slowmo sequence.  When GEORGE eases into the classic pose, everything will speed back up, catapulting everyone else in the boat into the frigid water, while GEORGE, continues offscreen to the other side of the riverbank.

 

EXT. DELAWARE RIVER, THE OTHER SIDE (WINTER) – DAY

GEORGE is jumping extremely high, lost in the sun, when he suddenly comes crashing down onto land.  He explodes up ripping his shirt off exposing his chest hair, which is in the shape of an eagle.

                                                  GEORGE WASHINGTON

                        Beeeeennnnneeeeeeeeeeet (Bennett, his bird/sidekick)

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